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These Crab Deviled Eggs are a match made in heaven for seafood lovers and brunch enthusiasts alike. Imagine the creamy goodness of classic deviled eggs combined with succulent chunks of lump crabmeat and a touch of crunch from the panko topping. Crabby eggs are simply splendid!

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Update: This post was originally published in March 2016. I made edits to the photos and added a recipe video to show you how easy deviled eggs with crabmeat are to make.

Table of Contents

  • About this recipe for deviled crab eggs
    • Why you’ll love this recipe!
  • Ingredients crab deviled eggs
    • Variations of crabby eggs
  • How to make deviled eggs with crab
    • Expert tips for the best stuffed eggs
  • FAQs: deviled egg with crab
    • How long will crab meat deviled eggs keep?
    • What are the best eggs for devilled eggs?
    • What’s the trick for deviled eggs?
    • Why is there a devil in deviled eggs?
  • Serving suggestions
    • Using crab eggs
  • Storing deviled eggs crabmeat
  • More recipes for deviled eggs!
  • Deviled Eggs Crabmeat
    • Equipment
    • Ingredients
    • Instructions
    • Video
    • Notes
    • Nutrition

About this recipe for deviled crab eggs

If a deviled egg and a crab cake had a love child, these crabby eggs are what would have been born… an egg-cellent, delectable bite of creamy culinary heaven! These crab-stuffed deviled eggs are savory, silky, and smooth with generous chunks of rich shellfish and a touch of crunch from the panko topping and citrusy zest from the lemon.

If you love lump crab, be sure to try these fan-favorite recipes next: Crab Dip Recipe, Seafood Bisque with Crab, Crab Filled Avocados, and Crab with Pasta.

Why you’ll love this recipe!

Aside from being wildly delicious, though, this recipe for crab deviled eggs is ALSO:

  • Quick & Easy – You only need 15 minutes of active prep time to make these fancy deviled eggs with crab meat. How’s that for simplicity?!?
  • Made With Only 12 Simple Ingredients – Most of them are probably already in the pantry. And with Easter right around the corner, these crab meat deviled eggs a great way to use up an abundance of hard-boiled eggs!
  • Elegant – Seriously, these deviled crab eggs are fancy enough to serve the Duke and Dutchess. And did I mention they only take 15 minutes (!!!) of active time to make?!?
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Ingredients crab deviled eggs

Once you taste a deviled egg with crab, you’ll wonder how they can possibly be so simple to make. Here’s what you’ll need:

  • Large Eggs – You’re welcome to swap in smaller eggs; However, you’ll need more of them to get the balance of flavors right.
  • White Vinegar – A touch of plain white vinegar adds the perfect amount of neutral-flavored acidity.
    • Substitutions: Apple cider vinegar, white wine vinegar, or even unseasoned rice vinegar.
  • Mayonnaise – Use a high-quality store-bought brand like Hellman’s/Best Foods or Duke’s for the best flavor and consistency.
  • Dijon Mustard – For a tangy, slightly spicy flavor and added emulsifying creaminess.
    • Substitutions: Try swapping in regular yellow mustard, spicy brown mustard, whole grain mustard, or even mustard powder.
  • Lemon – In the world of citrus, fresh-squeezed is the only way to go. Plus, if you get fresh lemons, you also get the zest, which makes for a pretty garnish for crabby eggs.
  • Worcestershire Sauce – Made with ingredients like vinegar, molasses, garlic, and anchovies, this flavorful sauce adds savory, umami depth to the crab meat deviled eggs.
    • Substitutions: Soy sauce, tamari, Bragg’s Liquid Aminos, Maggi Seasoning, or even fish sauce can be used instead, but you may need to adjust the amount you add to keep your seasoning in check.
  • Hot Sauce – I suggest reaching for a Southern classic like Crystal or Tabasco here, but Sriracha, sambal oelek, or Cholula will totally work.
  • Old Bay – This age-old seasoning blend is to seafood what A1 is to steak.
  • Flat Leaf Parsley – For a touch of lemony herbaceousness.
    • Substitutions: You can also use curly parsley, or swap in about ⅓ as much dried parsley.
  • Lump Crabmeat – For a sweet, delicate flavor and delicious texture.
    • Substitutions: You can use other types of seafood or even vegetables instead. See below for ideas!
  • Panko – For a deliciously crisp topping that adds a certain je ne sais quois and elegance. Make sure you toast it for the best flavor and texture!
    • Substitutions: Homemade bread crumbs, crushed crackers, or smashed pork rinds can also be used.
  • Salt and Pepper – For seasoning.

Variations of crabby eggs

As much as I love this crab deviled eggs recipe just the way it is written, I ALWAYS encourage you to make any recipe work for you and your family. Here are a few variations worth considering:

  • Gluten-Free. If gluten is a no-no, swap in your favorite GF panko or use crushed plain pork rinds instead!
  • Make ‘em spicy. Feel free to add some diced jalapeño or a pinch of cayenne pepper to the filling for a little kick.
  • Swap out the crab. You can also make seafood deviled eggs by using shrimp, cooked lobster, canned tuna, or salmon. Just be sure to adjust the seasoning and texture of the filling to complement the new ingredient. For example, if using canned tuna, you may want to add some chopped celery or onion to the filling to give it some extra crunch and flavor.
  • Shellfish free. Not a fan of shellfish or crab? No problem! You can also make deviled eggs using diced ham or bacon for a meatier option. Or for a vegetarian option, swap in veggies, finely chopped artichoke hearts.
  • Get creative and use the color wheel when considering different toppings for your crab-stuffed deviled eggs. Try adding a sprinkle of smoked paprika or chopped fresh herbs like dill or chives on top for some extra flavor and color.
  • For a healthier option, you can use Greek yogurt or avocado instead of mayo in the filling, or even replace some of the egg yolks with mashed avocado for a lighter, creamier texture.
  • If you’re in a more casual mood, mash the egg whites into the filling and make a deviled eggs crabmeat salad to layer on sandwiches or toast.
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How to make deviled eggs with crab

Making deviled crab eggs at home is super easy. Here’s how it’s done:

  1. Hard Boil the Eggs: You can hard boil your eggs however you prefer. However, if you’re looking for perfect hard boiled eggs with an easy peel, you’ll want to cook them on the stove top or steam them. And make sure you shock and cool them completely before proceeding with this stuffed egg recipe.
  2. Peel Eggs: Working with one egg at a time. Peel the shell off of the egg while it’s still slightly warm (this will make life easier). Refrigerate peeled eggs until ready to stuff.
  3. Cut and Prepare the Eggs for Stuffing: Cut the hard boiled eggs in half, lengthwise for traditional deviled eggs. Or, slice off the top third of the egg for standing devil eggs.
  4. Make the Crabmeat Filling: Remove the yolk from the cooked egg white and transfer the yolk to the bowl of a food processor. Repeat with all the eggs. Then, add the mayonnaise, mustard, lemon juice, Worcestershire, hot sauce, old bay seasoning, parsley, salt, and pepper to the bowl. Process the yolk mixture until smooth, stopping to scrape down the sides of bowl as necessary. Add the lump crab to the bowl and use a rubber spatula to fold until well mixed. (Tip: For a creamier filling, stir in more mayonnaise, 1 tablespoon at a time.)
  5. Pipe Filling into Egg Whites: Transfer the crab deviled egg mixture to a pipping bag with the star attachment or a resealable bag with the corner snipped off. Then pipe the crab filling into the egg white halves, filling each generously.
  6. Garnish and Serve: Sprinkle toasted panko, old bay spice, fresh parsley, and lemon zest over the crab meat deviled eggs. Enjoy immediately.

Expert tips for the best stuffed eggs

  • You can make this crab deviled eggs recipe either in the traditional horizontal half manner or elevate them (literally and figuratively) by serving them standing. When entertaining, I like to do the standing deviled egg, because I personally think it has a “wow” factor that the traditional method does not. But, if you are feeding a large crowd you might want to go the traditional route, since it will yield double the amount of crabby eggs. 🤷‍♀️
  • When it comes to the filling, I don’t like mine too heavy on the mayonnaise, so use the amount listed below as a guideline. Start with 1/3 cup and add more, one tablespoon at a time, until the filling is as creamy as desired. I’m here to serve, not to judge. 😉
  • Toast your panko breadcrumbs. This isn’t a suggestion. It takes 4-5 minutes and is completely worth it. Un-toasted breadcrumbs as a garnish taste very bland. You want to impress your guests, right? So toast the panko.
  • These crabmeat deviled eggs can be made in advance, but store the egg whites and filling separately, and do not toast the panko breadcrumbs or garnish the eggs until *just* before serving.
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FAQs: deviled egg with crab

How long will crab meat deviled eggs keep?

Hard cooking (otherwise known as hard boiling) removes the natural coating from eggs and makes it easier for bacteria to enter through the shell’s pores. Because of this, always use precautions when storing hard-boiled eggs.

Plain, hard-cooked eggs should be refrigerated for no longer than one week. These Crab Deviled Eggs are best if prepared and eaten within 24 hours.

What are the best eggs for devilled eggs?

If possible use large size eggs and opt for free-range eggs that have the opportunity to forage a bit — their yolks are much brighter yellow and have a better flavor!

What’s the trick for deviled eggs?

The trick for deviled eggs is to start with perfectly boiled eggs and to be gentle when handling them. I find that peeling them under water helps to keep the whites smooth and pock-free.

To make the filling process easier, you can use a pastry bag or a zip-top bag with a corner snipped off to pipe the filling into the egg whites. And remember, practice makes perfect — don’t be discouraged if your first batch of deviled crabby eggs isn’t perfect!

Why is there a devil in deviled eggs?

The term “deviled” in deviled eggs refers to the spicy or zesty flavor of the filling. In culinary terms, “deviled” typically means that a food has been seasoned with hot or spicy ingredients, such as cayenne pepper, mustard, or hot sauce.

The name “deviled eggs” dates back to the 1700s and was a common term used for any food that was heavily seasoned or spicy. The dish became popular in America in the mid-20th century and has since become a staple at picnics, potlucks, and other casual gatherings.

So while the name might sound a bit ominous, there’s nothing sinister about crab meat deviled eggs — in fact, I’d go so far as to say they’re simply heavenly!

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Serving suggestions

These deviled eggs with seafood are a heavenly blend of creamy and savory, with just the right amount of zing to make your taste buds dance with joy. The tender egg whites provide the perfect vehicle for the rich and flavorful filling, which is a tantalizing mix of tangy mayo, zippy Dijon mustard, and savory Worcestershire sauce.

When you add in the delicate sweetness and briny bite of lump crab meat, it takes the whole experience to another level! Trust me, one bite of these scrumptious crab deviled eggs and you’ll be hooked (accidental fishing pun) for life.

To that end, there are so many occasions that are perfect for serving crabmeat deviled eggs! Here are a few fun occasions when you could whip up a batch of these tasty treats:

Using crab eggs

  • Brunch with friends: Nothing says “brunch” like a plate of fancy deviled eggs crabmeat. They’re a tasty and elegant addition to any spread, and they pair marvelously with champagne.
  • Egg Salad: If you’ve got leftovers, chop up the deviled eggs and use them to make classic egg salad or egg and asparagus salad.
  • Game day parties: Whether you’re a football fan or just love to snack, these crab and egg appetizers are a must-have for any tailgating get-togethers. They’re easy to make in bulk and are always a crowd-pleaser.
  • Easter dinner: Easter and deviled eggs go together like peanut butter and jelly. Serve them alongside ham with orange glaze, roasted prosciutto asparagus, and other traditional Easter fare for a festive and delicious meal.
  • Family potlucks: These crabby eggs are classic crowd-pleasers and are always a hit with both kids and adults.
  • Holiday entertaining: Want to show off your cooking chops at your next holiday party? Make these lump crab eggs a part of a charcuterie board with homemade spiced nuts, candied nuts, homemade gravlax, an assortment of crackers, and a 5-star cheese recipe, like this brie in puff pastry or recipe for baked camembert.

Storing deviled eggs crabmeat

  • Once assembled, these deviled eggs with crabmeat should be consumed within 24 hours. If possible, don’t add the toasted panko topping until right before serving.
  • If you’re making them the night before serving, keep them stored in an airtight container in the refrigerator, and do NOT garnish them until just before serving.
  • If you want to prepare crab stuffed eggs more than 24 hours in advance, I strongly suggest you keep the filling and the egg whites stored separately in airtight containers in the fridge. The filling and whites should be used within three to four days.
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Alright, my friends. Now, don’t be a shellfish devil and try to keep the magic of these crabby deviled eggs to yourself — these egg-cellent eggs are for the people! Until next time, keep on crackin’!

Cheyanne

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The best Crabby Deviled Eggs recipe and step-by-step video 👇

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Deviled Eggs Crabmeat

5 from 18 votes

Author: Cheyanne Holzworth

Total Time: 27 minutes mins

Prep Time: 15 minutes mins

Cook Time: 12 minutes mins

Servings: 24 deviled eggs

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These Crab Deviled Eggs are a match made in heaven for seafood lovers and brunch enthusiasts alike. Imagine the creamy goodness of classic deviled eggs combined with succulent chunks of lump crab meat and a touch of crunch from the panko topping. Crabby eggs are simply splendid!

Equipment

  • 1 Large Saucepan (for boiling eggs)

  • 1 Food Processor (for crabmeat filling)

  • 1 Piping Bag or Resealable Bag with Corner Snipped Off (for stuffing and filling egg white)

Ingredients

Instructions

  • Cut the Hard Boiled Eggs: Cut the hard boiled eggs using one of the methods below.

    For Standing-Up Deviled Eggs: Use a sharp paring knife to slice a small sliver off the bottom of the large end of egg, so it will stand upright, then slice off the top 1/3rd.

    For Traditional Deviled Eggs: Use a sharp paring knife to cut egg in half lengthwise.

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  • Make Crab Filling: Remove yolks from all the eggs and transfer to the bowl of a food processor. Add the mayonnaise, mustard, lemon juice, Worcestershire, hot sauce, old bay, parsley, salt and pepper. Process until smooth, stopping to scrape down the sides of bowl if necessary. Add in the crab and pulse to roughly chop the crab. Then, switch to a rubber spatula to fold until well combined. (Tip: For a creamier deviled egg filling, add more mayo 1 tablespoon at a time.)

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  • Pipe Filling: Transfer the deviled egg mixture to a piping bag affixed with the star attachment, or a resealable bag with corner snipped off (for a make shift piping bag). Pipe the crab deviled egg mixture into the egg white cups, filling each generously. Transfer deviled eggs to a serving platter.

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  • Garnish and Serve: Garnish with toasted panko, old bay seasoning, parsley or green onion, and lemon zest (if using). Enjoy!

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Video

Notes

  • To toast panko: Spray a skillet with non-stick cooking spray. Place over medium-low heat and add panko. Toast, stirring occasionally, until golden brown, about 4 minutes.
  • Yield: 12 Standing -OR- 24 Traditional Deviled Eggs
    • Filling Leftovers: You will have left over deviled egg filling if you make standing up deviled eggs. Don’t throw it away! It’s delicious spread on toast, stuffed into an avocado half, or use it in your next tuna salad or chicken salad.

Nutritional information is an estimate based upon 24 servings. Exact information will depend upon the brands of ingredients and precise measurements used.

Nutrition

Calories: 52kcal Carbohydrates: 1g Protein: 5g Fat: 3g Saturated Fat: 1g Polyunsaturated Fat: 1g Monounsaturated Fat: 1g Trans Fat: 0.01g Cholesterol: 97mg Sodium: 173mg Potassium: 58mg Fiber: 0.03g Sugar: 0.2g Vitamin A: 142IU Vitamin C: 1mg Calcium: 20mg Iron: 1mg

Course: Appetizer, Snack, starter

Cuisine: American

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FAQs

Is it better to make deviled eggs day before or day of? ›

I like these deviled eggs best on the day they're made. If you're making them for a party or gathering, I don't recommend assembling them more than a few hours in advance. Store them in the fridge until you're ready to eat, and wait to add the garnishes until right before serving.

Can you put too much mayo in deviled eggs? ›

You want your deviled egg filling to have some body and still taste like eggs, so don't overdo it with the mayo. It may seem easier to eyeball some ingredients, especially for a recipe you've made many times, but it's best to start small and add more mayonnaise if needed.

How to thicken up egg yolks for deviled eggs? ›

Instant mashed potatoes (which doubles as a surprising thickener for soups) can save your deviled eggs. To pull this off, all you need to do is add the flakes directly to your filling in small doses, mixing well each time.

Why paprika on deviled eggs? ›

The paprika will determine the depth of flavor of each bite. You can garnish with any kind (hot or sweet Hungarian, or hot or sweet smoked), but the better the quality, the more complex the flavor.

Should you refrigerate boiled eggs before making deviled eggs? ›

If you are responsible for bringing deviled eggs, you can give yourself a head start with these tips: Boil the eggs up to 48 hours in advance. Peel, cut in half, and remove yolks. Place egg whites on tray, cover with plastic wrap, and store in fridge.

How long do you boil an egg for it to be hard boiled? ›

A soft boiled egg is boiled for a shorter amount of time, typically 4-6 minutes, so that the yolk remains runny while the white is only partially set. A hard boiled egg is boiled for a longer amount of time, typically 10-12 minutes, so that both the yolk and white are fully cooked and solid.

How do you keep deviled eggs from getting rubbery? ›

If you basically steam eggs instead of boiling them, the whites will be softer and less hard/rubbery. And if you pressure-cook-steam them in a pressure cooker, they can be even less hard/rubbery than that (and also peel reeeallly easily).

How to get mustard taste out of deviled eggs? ›

Add sweetness to your dish. Honey or maple syrup are great choices for counterbalancing mustard, but even just a spoonful of sugar will help.

What is the best way to mash yolks for deviled eggs? ›

The best part of deviled eggs is the creamy filling. And it's at its best when it's super smooth and free of lumps of whole egg yolk. Follow this tip: For a smooth, lump-free filling, use a fork or a potato masher to thoroughly break up the egg yolks before adding the other filling ingredients to the bowl.

How do you get the yolk in the middle of deviled eggs? ›

An easy solution is to simply turn the egg carton upside down when you turn the water on to boil. By the time the water boils the egg yolk will have re-centered and eliminates the potential problem.

How do you keep deviled eggs from weeping? ›

When assembling deviled eggs, another way to help avoid weeping is to make sure the halved whites are well-dried before piping the creamy yolk mixture into the center.

What seasoning makes eggs taste better? ›

Scrambled: Herbs and spices such as chilli, cumin, chives and tarragon work really well with scrambled eggs. A little hot sauce works a treat too! You can sprinkle your seasoning on top or stir into the egg mix so that the volatile oils release as its cooking.

What to use instead of mustard in deviled eggs? ›

Ingredients
  1. 6 large eggs.
  2. 3 tablespoons mayonnaise.
  3. 1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar.
  4. 2 dashes Tabasco or other vinegar-based hot sauce, optional.
  5. kosher salt to taste.
  6. pepper to taste.
  7. 1 tablespoon snipped fresh chives.
  8. paprika for garnish.
Mar 29, 2023

What seasoning does Gordon Ramsay use for eggs? ›

Return to heat stirring in crème fraiche. Remove from heat when eggs are clumpy, but soft. Season with freshly ground black pepper and garnish with a sprinkling of chopped chives.

What is the best way to store deviled eggs overnight? ›

When it's time to serve, snip off a corner of the bag and pipe the filling into the egg whites. If you'd rather fully assemble the deviled eggs in advance, be sure to store them in a single layer in an airtight container, and hold off on garnishing them until right before serving time.

Is it better to make deviled eggs when they are warm or cold? ›

Warm eggs are a recipe for disaster

Letting eggs cool in between boiling and assembling is arguably the most important — yet overlooked — step when it comes to making deviled eggs. However, exercising a bit of patience can make all the difference when it comes to putting the absolute best deviled eggs on your plate.

Can I peel hard-boiled eggs the night before? ›

Gently crack the eggs all over and peel under running water. Make Ahead: Eggs can be cooked and peeled 3 days ahead. If you keep the eggs in their shell, they can last for up to a week. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator.

How to keep deviled eggs from getting watery? ›

Luckily there is a handy trick to achieving the perfect filling consistency, aside from your egg cooking technique. And it's easy to do. To help absorb excess liquid, fold some potato flakes into the yolk mixture. A few spoonfuls of the dried flakes add starch and richness to the yolk mixture.

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